:: Thursday, January 16th ::

I am a lazy, lazy bastard. can't stress that enough. Lazy. LAZY
Too lazy to write a newspost, in fact
I rant on IRC, but when it comes to newsposts, not an "AND ANOTHER THING" to be seen
Ah well. Heres your damn comics, on a new damn server. Oh, and... good riddance, mister gibb. Two down, two to go.
:: Beerman ::

Holy poo, buckfutterinos! I'm a leet mofo!
I got a head cold and couldn't sleep, had nothing to do, so I decided to work on my flash skillz
The upshot is, no more HTML for me, and I've got the whole mess of comics done in shockwave flash files now instead of jpeg. 50% the size, and higher quality ta boot. Hooray!
Not to mention all loading in the one handy dandy location
Its really only a superficial change, but it DOES mean you can't link to individual comics, which is a pain...
I added in another two comics while I was at it, but they were kinda crappy so I put em before the front one (which has been up since the 12th)
Dunno what this is going to do to my Google placings but meh, frankly I don't care, I'm too in love with flash. :D
:: Beerman ::

Hey, its still thursday... just 18 hours later...
Heh. I know this is an old joke... but I just couldn't resist
:: Beerman ::

I made up for my 2 weeks of non-updating with a BIG one. 4, count em, 4 comics, and another Don Hertzfeldt vid to boot
Crap. As a result of my long stretches of inactivity, my google ranks have fallen
11th for Buckfutter, 3rd for Buck Futter, and 15th for Beerman
Sad, no?
Anywho. You'll probably want to start here, otherwise my miniature story arc won't make any sense. And the comic up there ^ is based on those old "this is your brain, this is your brain on drugs" ads. Damn stupid Christians.
I kinda lost most of my glasses a while ago, so I'm as blind as a bat, and the lady I've been seeing at WINZ has been fucking me around. we ended up in a 20 minute shouting competition today, which left me laughing my ass off because she rang up OPSM and got shot down. Anyway, long story short, I should be able to see more than two feet in the next few days. Hooray!
I'm seriously considering starting up a "fucked up links" section", because with the amount of weird shit I find, I should be able to update it every day
Oh well. One day when I'm less apathetic.
:: Beerman ::

This wee idea was presented to me by my subconcious when danaes alarm went off at 9am this morning
Ugh. I hate alarms.
But yeah, anyway... I changed around all the animations along the side there, adding in heaps that I'd uploaded then forgotten about, and removed all the excerpts from Rejected, replacing it with Rejected itself (sorry, Don Hertzfeldt)
So yeah, go nuts with the vids. I made the Unicron one a while ago from a techno remix and the transformers movie (love you Andrew), I need some better video editing tools so I can make the music and movie match up or something. But meh, apathy wins
Rocketbox is something that was started up, forgotten about, and has just got seriously started again. Its a webcomic resource, run by some of the top guys in the webcomic scene, and it seems pretty cool so far. Thats right, FUCK YOU, Megaman!
(...if you're not on aniverse, and don't read BTC, you probably won't get that...)
I also added a button I whipped up a while ago. If you don't link to me, I'll kill your family. :D
Man, I really need to start putting the newsposts at the bottom of the comics...
:: Beerman ::

Christ. Its been a looong time since my last update
Lets see whats happened in the last month... I've spent the last two weeks either at my friend Danaes or studying for stupid exams... I kind of forget why I didn't update before then, but I think it mostly had to do with my lack of motivation and punch lines.
I have heaps and heaps of ideas, and half finished comics based on the ideas, but I can't think of appropriate punchlines. Oh, and I can't draw pirates. Sad but true.
This crappy wee comic here came to me when I woke up, its sort of based upon setting up an amp and two speakers at Danaes place. Mmmm, so bassy...
And for those of you who can't place it, the song is Mr Oizo - Flat Beat, which has the best music video that contains puppets EVAR. Go flat eric!
Anyway, my last exam is tomorrow (stress stress stress), so I suppose I should go study. So until next time, remember that Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole. Cliched, and kinda sad, but still true.
:: Beerman ::

I've actually had this comic on here for a few days, I've just been too lazy to update the HTML and stuff...
You can find the story behind comic 25 here
But yeah... argh, too many stupid assignments and stuff
Beer oot
:: Beerman ::

Blarg. A triple update... of lameness!
Oh and I finally fixed the damn archive, too...
Why is it that comics never turn out as funny on screen as they do in my head? Why do you mock me, Jeebus?
By the way.. whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus? The picture only takes one nail to hang up...
Do you know what time it is, kids? Its hate mail time!
:: Beerman ::

Thinking up funny stuff is too hard. This is actually from an email I got sent... the email was funnier than the comic...
I think comic 15 only works if you know they're in a cinema. I'd add some props like people in the background and popcorn and stuff except the power of procrastination prevents me
i.e I'm a lazy bastard :)
AAAAnyway, buh bye now
:: Beerman ::

Blarg. Tech is boring and I haven't updated in a while
Oh well. I made a new logo (Well, ripped it off from here anyway...), and added a news archive to boot
I can't think of funny shit to turn into comics D:
HELP ME OUT HERE, ya festering sons of bitches :P
Me oot now
:: Beerman ::

Woo, new comic!
I am as sick as a dog. To quote mister Goonigoogoo, "Its like theres a party in my mouth, and everyone is throwing up"
(That link to BTC doesn't work cos Raven broke shtank-interactive. Bad Raven!)
FatTony done offered me some web space, yay him! So I have a bunch of animations on the left there. Don't be shy. Watch em. You know you want to.
I'm nearly getting to the point where I need a news archive, scary huh. Not like anyone reads it anyway :P
Anyhows, I'm going to go crawl into bed and cough up some more lung butter. Y'all come back now, y'hear?
:: Beerman ::

Finally decided to make some more comics :P
Took me a while to think of something, until I got annoyed at how few people know about The Young Ones. So, in classic Beerman style, I Stole Every Joke That Wasn't Nailed Down (tm)!
I'd give the sock teeth but they look dumb, eyes but they make it look more like a slug than it already does, and I'd draw Vinnie running... but I dunno how
In other news, I started at unitech on Monday. Its a lot more boring that I would have thought.
Oh well
:: Beerman ::

So... I uh... haven't updated... in a while....
*drums his fingers on his desk*
Yeah... bye now....
:: Beerman ::

Look maw, new comic!
Its amazing the hijinks that religious icons can get up to, isn't it
Its all wacky. And zany. Like those american 50s sitcoms
With scary redheads, and sexy Fonzies
Mmmmm.
Fonzie.
He's dreamy.
:: Beerman ::

Added some new clips
Mmmm, japanese craziness
Go! See the craziness! The power of Mr T compels you, suckah!
:: Beerman ::

This is turning into a once a week thing
Hmm. I can handle that... hear ye hear ye buckfutter is a once a week comic, probably updating weekendish
Wow. A schedule. I feel so... webcomicy...
This is sort of an in joke... there was a small buddha statue... and CS... and although I've never played CS (and never want to), the ensuing conversation was too funny to ignore
With sexy results!

...sexy if you're attracted to disembodied-head icons of The L337, anyway
But hey, my time on the internet has shown me that someones bound to be turned on by anything, no matter how fucked up it is
:: Beerman ::

So I didn't update for a week, so sue me
Good old procrastination... never fails me :)
Well... failing to participate is hard to fail at I spose
This is another comic in the "blowjob" style... I'd call it blowjob week but given my infrequent updates and lack of ideas it'll go on as long and as sporadically I bloody-well choose
So how d'ya like THEM apples, eh? eh?
My sisters 20th was on the 28th, she had a b/day party yesterday, mmm beer
I'm so out of drinking form it scares me. Y'hear that, everyone? WE NEED TO PARTY MORE!
Anyway, me oot now
:: Beerman ::

Made a new comic and deleted two I didn't like, bringing the total up to 9
No real big cosmetic changes, just a few tweaks and fixed a few broken links
In other news, I got hit in the head with a pool ball after drinking heavily last night. I have a lump on my forehead and a headache
Given this, I am putting out a request for people to come and see me and feel sorry for me
Preferably female ones.
Not that I don't love you guys... I just don't... uh... "love" you, guys...
*cough* Okay I'm going to shut up now
:: Beerman ::

Welp, new comic
This is starting to become a habit or something O_o
To all of you who didn't download the clips on the left, mah SPOON is too big
Gimme feedback, suggestions, praise, large cash donations, yada yada yada
:: Beerman ::

I made the scrollbars funky coloured, yay me!
In other news, any womens breasts applied here *points at mouth* would be greatly appreciated
:: Beerman ::

Still tuesday, just later on
MAJOR site redesign
It actually looks like a comic now, w00t!
Anything fucks up, or any suggestions or anything, tell me *nod*
:: Beerman ::

Made some more comics
Why do I spend aaaaaaaages trying to think of comic ideas, and failing, then all of a sudden I get three at once?
Its sad. *shakes head*
Anywhos, I sleep now
:: Beerman ::

I've resorted to ripping off bad jokes for comic ideas :P
Actually, given how funny it seems, I should do it a lot more
Hmm. I'm no good at these newspost things...
:: Beerman ::

I can't think of any comics D:
But I DID get told about a little movie called "Rejected", by the same guy who did that "ah, l'amour" animation
Needless to say, I chopped it up into little bits and stuck em on here :)
They're linked on the side there. Under the links to different comics I've made, and above the banners. Don't all rush at once now
:: Beerman ::

Two comics in a 24 hours period.. has the world gone mad?
*shakes the magic 8 ball OF DOOM*
"All signs point to YES"
My, my. Who could have imagined.
(Although, I must add that this one is a pickup line comic, a blatant ripoff of some other comic :)
:: Beerman ::

I should be out places, doing things... but nooo... stupid agoraphobia... *grumble mutter*
Ah well. I made a new comic instead :P
Spiderman was cool, so in the tradition of many other comics, I took the piss
Don't blame me if I appear slow, it only came out here on the 6th
Oot
:: Beerman ::

Its 2am
I'm still doing things with this.
Sure it looks cooler... but damnit I coulda been playing giants instead!
Ah well.
On an interesting side note, what if they'd cloned Steve Irwin instead of Temuera Morrison in episode 2? I may have to turn that into a comic one day

"Lookit thees leedle bloighter!" Mmm, fool you are to mess with jedi, yes?
"Wow! Hes a beyooootiful specimen" You are coming onto me, hmmm? Die you must!
*CrazyGoNuts Light Saber action*
Anyway. Enough rambling from me. I sleep now
:: Beerman ::

Wasabi!
No updates for a while, cos a) couldn't think of anything to make a comic from... and b) I went to a kickass lan :D
Oh, the leeching, the gameplaying, and so on
Jedi knight 2 wouldn't work, so I got a game called Giants - Citizen Kabuto instead. and I must say, it kicks ass! I've been playing it for like 2 days now and I'm nearly finished the first of 3 races missions heh
One day I'll get around to making the site better, put the most recent comic above the newsposts and sort out some next and previous buttons
But until then, remember. Never practice anal penetration without parental supervision!
:: Beerman ::

Moo
I made some more comics and uploaded some flash stuff, thats aboot it right now
I should get around to making next and previous buttons.. and an archive for 'em.. and stuff
But then again this works, why change?
:: Beerman ::

WALCOME TO TEH INTARWEB!1 IT AER COLL!!11

Welcome to buckfutter. Enjoy your stay.
!WARNING! - May cause oily anal leakage
:: Beerman ::